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December 15, 2010 at 9:56 PM

How honest stupidity can mess up a sex life… I was once dating a girl, will call her Exhibit A.Things were very hot ,passionate and headed in the right direction. After a spending the day with her i went to the club at night for a party. I run into a girl i mess with a few times but nothing major, call her Exhibit B. Exhibit B tells me she heard about me dating Exhibit A, is friends with her and is very jealous, I’m shocked because Exhibit B wasn’t around for a while. She walks me in to v.i.p were we begin to dance and she all over me. I’m drunk so i give in, this goes on for 20-30mins. My phone rings it’s my homie i gotta go! As I’m driving home Exhibit B is texting me to come over she wants to finish. I agree but then begin to feel guilty so i call and let her know i really like Exhibit A and this wouldn’t be good. I then drive to Exhibit A’s house where i tell her what happen but leave out that she knew the girl so not to throw Exhibit B under the bus.I told her i felt i had to tell her this because i liked her and wanted a future with her and this wouldn’t be a way to start.Exhibit A shrugged it off and we spend a hot night together and in the morning I left there not knowing it would be the last time i get to be alone with her.I found out a few days later Exhibit A didn’t believe me and looks at me different. Over the next few weeks all my attempts to fix things make it worst.Exhibit B respected my decision but that door was closed for good..Fast forward to now.. Exhibit A and B are both in their own exclusive relationship and I’m on here….Sometimes it pays to be a greedy liar.

How honest stupidity can mess up a sex life…

I was once dating a girl, will call her Exhibit A.Things were very hot ,passionate and headed in the right direction. After a spending the day with her i went to the club at night for a party. I run into a girl i mess with a few times but nothing major, call her Exhibit B. Exhibit B tells me she heard about me dating Exhibit A, is friends with her and is very jealous, I’m shocked because Exhibit B wasn’t around for a while. She walks me in to v.i.p were we begin to dance and she all over me. I’m drunk so i give in, this goes on for 20-30mins. My phone rings it’s my homie i gotta go! As I’m driving home Exhibit B is texting me to come over she wants to finish. I agree but then begin to feel guilty so i call and let her know i really like Exhibit A and this wouldn’t be good. I then drive to Exhibit A’s house where i tell her what happen but leave out that she knew the girl so not to throw Exhibit B under the bus.I told her i felt i had to tell her this because i liked her and wanted a future with her and this wouldn’t be a way to start.Exhibit A shrugged it off and we spend a hot night together and in the morning I left there not knowing it would be the last time i get to be alone with her.I found out a few days later Exhibit A didn’t believe me and looks at me different. Over the next few weeks all my attempts to fix things make it worst.Exhibit B respected my decision but that door was closed for good..Fast forward to now.. Exhibit A and B are both in their own exclusive relationship and I’m on here….Sometimes it pays to be a greedy liar.

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